It has been predicted that in the future everyone on planet Earth will require a Michael Name. For example, if you are at Airport Customs you will be asked, “Passport and Michael Name?” or if you are pulled over by a peace officer you will be asked, “License, Registration and Michael Name?”

There are no rules and no expectations when selecting your Michael Name. Don’t overthink it! Pick the first word that comes to mind. Once you realize how completely absurd this is, lean in and accept the strange.